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WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW---------
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY MY LITTLE COMEDY THING.......UNTIL I BUILD A BETTER BEAST,
I HAVE SOME OF MY COMEDY STUFF ON---- HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TEDRIOT -----
SEND ME MAIL TO --- TEDRIOT@HOTMAIL.COM ---IF YOU ARE BOOKING A CLUB, BIKER PARTY, COLLEGE MIXER OR CORPORATE GIG.......................THE TRAGEDY AND TRIUMPH OF TED RIOT-----------BORN AND BRED BELOW 8 MILE ON THE CHRYSLER FREEWAY,,,,AND WINDING UP WITH A B.A. DEGREE FROM LA SALLE UNIVERSITY,,,,,,TEDRIOT HAS A JOKE TO TELL AND A STORY TO SELL.....WITH ALL OF THE UPS AND DOWNS,,,,INS AND OUTS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN,,,,TEDRIOT HAS A COMIXXX PERSPECTIVE ON ALL OF IT.....IF YOU ARE A BEER SWILLIN' BLUE COLLER REDNECK,,,YOU CAN LAUGH WITH HIM,,,,,AND IF YOU ARE A HIGH CLASS SUIT SNOB,,,YOU CAN LAUGH AT HIM,,,,,BUT EITHER WAY AT THE END OF THE DAY,,,LAUGHING YOU WILL BE................TEDRIOT WAS BORN WITH A CLEFT LIP AND CLEFT PALATE....FACIAL DEFORMING BIRTH DEFECTS THAT HINDER SPEAKING, BREATHING AND AND OF COURSE THE ABILITY TO SMILE......EXTREME VIOLENCE WAS SOON TO START AFFECTING TEDRIOT WITH THE SUICIDE OF HIS AUNT JUST BEFORE HIS 2nd BIRTHDAY....AND JUST AFTER THIS BIRTDAY, TEDRIOT SUFFERED THE UNSOLVED EXECUTION OF HIS FATHER.....THIS CRIME OCCOURED IN HIGHLAND PARK MI. SOON AFTER THE VIETNAM VETERAN RETURNED HOME FROM DEFENDING OUR COUNTRY.......MURDER CANCER AND SUICIDE CONTINUED TO TAKE FRIENDS AND FAMILY FROM TEDRIOT,,AND THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH INTENSE TRAGEDY IS TO MAKE FUN OF IT AND HELP OTHERS........BRINGING ABOUT TED'S CHARITY WORK WITH CHILDERN'S HOSPITAL OF MICHIGAN, THE SMILE TRAIN ORGANIZATION AND ROSEVILLE HIGH SCHOOL...........IN ADDITION TO BEING IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS,,TEDRIOT HAS APPEARED ON SPOOF REELS OF LAST COMIC STANDING,,NBC IN CLEVELAND,,CHICAGO PUBLIC T.V.,,NBC "WEEKEND @ BERNIE'S",,WOODWARD DREAM CRUISE SPECIALS,,AND IN COMEDY CLUBS EVERYWHERE
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